katieshapiro:

new work
riothooping:

roachpatrol:

papa-scotch:

Of course, all of us having our own eagles helped. They could catch mice for us if we were hungry and desperate enough. Mice, or freshmen.

Yeah, if you work well with your eagle you can take down an unwary freshman without breaking a sweat. Of course, then you have to deal with their eagle…

By the time you’re a senior, you ride into battle side saddling a grizzly bear with braided hair plaited in golden honey so your bee brethren, drunk off of the sweet, consuming scent of your locks, follow into the snack wars to protect their masters…
That’s how I remember it anyway.
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